I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING
We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?
when you find a very funny meme
when you show your friend the humorous meme
and he also has a giggle at it
me when i find out i have a substitute for my worst subject
when you flawlessly execute an insult
when ur makeup doesnt come off in the shower