bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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megakricketune:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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STOP

lindsaylohoean:

me when i find out i have a substitute for my worst subject 

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willgrahamscock:

riddlemehiddleston:

mom would you pLEASE JUST INSTALL CHROME

I have seen hell

dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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semi-attractive:

when ur makeup doesnt come off in the shower

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