john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars
Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and
ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY
THIS IS EVIL
have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just
Ah, yes. The second day.
when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers
mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?